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American voters are insane By Mark Luedtke Einstein said the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. By that definition, American voters are insane. By continuing to vote for the same two big-government, progressive parties, voters keep America trapped in a spiral of decline. Younger readers […]

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Conspiracy Theorist 11/11

Republicans secretly love Obamacare By Mark Luedtke I hate to say, “I told you so,” because I would love to see the Obamacare disaster repealed, but, like I warned all along, Republicans only want to share in the looting. Five minutes after Obamacare passed, Republicans called for its repeal, but Obamacare was modeled on The […]

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Conspiracy Theorist 11/04

Fill up while you can By Mark Luedtke As I write this, daytongasprices.com lists local gas prices as low as $2.75. We haven’t seen prices that low in forever. There are a couple reasons for that. The good news is, despite President Obama’s war on oil and thanks to oil shale, the U.S. is on […]

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The manufactured Ebola crisis By Mark Luedtke There’s a new meme taking over the news about how President Obama has stepped up to lead the country and the world in the fight against Ebola. El Paso Inc. provided an example. “In recent months, Obama caught criticism for going golfing immediately after speaking about the beheading […]

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Google and Apple won’t save you By Mark Luedtke National Security Agency spying is old news. A year ago, people were up in arms and congressmen demanded reform. It was all a smokescreen intended to soothe angry people until they got distracted by other stories, like Obama starting a third war in Iraq. It worked. […]

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October surprise again By Mark Luedtke Imagine you are President Obama. You are being overrun by events of your own making. Islamic State (ISIS) is cutting off people’s heads in Iraq. So you just started a third war there and expanded it to Syria, something even President Bush wasn’t dumb enough to do. In Ukraine, […]

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Predictable injustice in Beavercreek By Mark Luedtke Before assigning blame for the shooting of John Crawford in Beavercreek Wal-Mart, we must acknowledge the fundamental fact of the situation: Crawford didn’t threaten anybody. Not shoppers. Not police. He had neither the ability nor the inclination. He was carrying a toy rifle in one hand while talking […]

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Weird science By Mark Luedtke You might remember back in March when newspapers around the world trumpeted the claim scientists had proven the Big Bang and cosmic inflation theory. The supposed scientific journal Nature proclaimed, “Using a radio telescope at the South Pole, the U.S.-led team has detected the first evidence of primordial gravitational waves, […]

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In the trenches

Relive World War I at the United States Air Force Museum By Mark Luedtke Photo: A reenactor stands with his aircraft at the World War I Dawn Patrol Rendezvous in 2011, at the National Museum of the U.S. Air Force; photo: U.S. Air Force Imagine cowering in a World War I trench while biplane aces […]

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Obama gets his war By Mark Luedtke Great Pharaoh, who, in his role as god on Earth, was going to reverse the centuries-long rise of the oceans, finally got his divine war in Syria. Just last year, President Obama announced he was going to bomb Syria back to the Stone Age to help rebels oust […]

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News of the weird: 11/18

With Chuck Shepherd The other world series In October, another premier world sports event reached its climax, with one team […]

Advice Goddess 11/18/14

Along came polygraph by Amy Alkon   I’m an aspiring comedian – seriously aspiring – so I’m out most nights […]

The Docket: 11/18

Strange, but true: Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim Researched and reported by Charles Grove A new trend? A 36-year-old woman […]

Advice Goddess: 11/11

By Amy Alkon Scold rush  I try to be direct, but my girlfriend often sees this as meanness. For example, […]

The Docket 11/11/14

Strange, but true: Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim Researched and reported by Charles Grove Hail seizure! Officers responded to a […]

news of the weird 11/11

by Chuck Shepherd Lead Story – Baby beauty Amanda Collins, 28, took “beauty pageant mom” to the next level (down) […]