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Conspiracy Theorist: 6/14

Same old story Mark Luedtke Dayton’s rulers have been saying the same prevarications about improving Dayton’s economy for 60 years while the city continually declines. They refuse to acknowledge crony socialism doesn’t work. It doesn’t work because it can’t work, but it makes them rich and powerful. You can’t steal money from productive people, waste […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 6/8/16

Happy Memorial Delay from TSA Mark Luedtke TSA recently exploded into the news again with extraordinary wait times at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport. Travelers were advised to show up three hours early to avoid missing flights. In typical socialist fashion, TSA blamed personnel shortages and budget cuts for the delay. Despite no delays in the region, […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 5/31/16

Much ado about property rights Mark Luedtke You might have heard about the heathens in North Carolina preventing transgenders from using the bathroom of their choice. Roy Cordato explains how the conflict started. “In late February the Charlotte, North Carolina, city council passed an ‘antidiscrimination’ law, scheduled to go into effect on April 1. It […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 5/24/16

Never trust socialist water Mark Luedtke Two incongruous stories appeared in the Dayton Daily News today, the day I’m writing. First was a story about the 20th annual Dayton Children’s Water Festival. I read the DDN headlines every day, and I love festivals, but I’d never heard of the Dayton Children’s Water Festival. I expected […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 5/17

Electric Comet theory confirmed But dirty snowball theory plows on By Marck Luedtke The a any scientific theory is its predictive ability. If observations match predictions, the theory is good and should be developed further. If even one observation fails to match, the theory is falsified and must be modified. If observation after observation fails to […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 5/10

War for the dollar By Mark Luedtke Pat Buchanan is confused by U.S. foreign aggression. “And America is beginning to buckle under the weight of its global obligations,” he wrote. “And as we have no claim to rocks or reefs in the South China Sea—Vietnam, Taiwan, Malaysia, Brunei and the Philippines do—why is this our […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 5/3

Another Clinton whitewash Mark Luedtke When people mistakenly believe government works in the interest of the people, they are often surprised and frustrated when it doesn’t. They attribute government’s failures to incompetence instead of reevaluating their viewpoint. Fox News Contributor Judge Andrew Napolitano is going through that right now trying to understand why Hillary Clinton […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 4/26

The stupidest war Mark Luedtke At least so far, the Syrian war has to be our rulers’ stupidest war ever. Several recent reports highlight nobody knows who’s on whose side. Aranews.net reports, “Local activists confirmed that a number of Islamist factions, backed by Turkish artillery shelling, were able to deter an SDF-led offensive on their […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 4/19

Sham democracy By Mark Luedtke New York Times writer Jeremy W. Peters might soon be looking for work after timidly telling the truth about the US political system. “When it comes to nominating presidential candidates, it turns out the world’s foremost democracy is not so purely democratic,” he wrote. That’s an understatement. Anybody surprised by […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 4/12/16

Communism versus capitalism Obama and Clinton, see no difference By Mark Luedtke Anybody who paid attention knew President Obama was pro-communist when he was only a freshman senator from Illinois who audaciously decided to run for president. The evidence was overwhelming and available to anybody willing to learn, although ignored by the mainstream media. And […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 5/23

By Michelle Strauss Wii the people A woman decided to go outside to take her evening smoke. Inside her residence, […]

The Docket: 5/16

Short relationships, long fights A woman and her ex-boyfriend decided they needed to meet and discuss their breakup. The woman […]

Law and Disorder: The Docket 5/9

40 oz. fight A woman was hanging out with friends when they all decided to buy some beer. She knew […]

The Docket: 5/2

Cupcake capers A man walked into a store and headed to the cupcake section. The owner suspected there would be […]

Law & Disorder: 4/25

Broken brandy bottle A family left for church in the morning. When they returned, they noticed their motion-sensor alarm system […]