Conspiracy Theorist: 6/23

Predators on parade

America’s most infamous sexual predator wants back in the White House

By Mark Luedtke

A recent The Onion headline read, “Department of Interior sets aside 50,000 acres of federal land for anonymous sexual encounters”. That headline is especially fitting with the ongoing revelations of Secret Service and Drug Enforcement Agency sex parties, ubiquitous employment of prostitutes by military personnel, rampant sexual assaults in the military and the weekly story of some politician caught with his pants down. Government’s media propagandists present these stories as isolated problems, never acknowledging that widespread sexual predation is an inevitable consequence of government’s power of coercion. The more powerful governments become, the worse the sexual predation gets. Especially by those with the most power. Like Bill Clinton.

I rarely remember how old I am. It seems to me no decent American would ever consider voting for Hillary Clinton because of her role in enabling and covering up for her husband’s endless string of sexual predations. But young Americans don’t remember the fantastic dysfunction and corruption the Clintons foisted on us in the 1990s.

For those too young to remember, Bill was credibly accused of raping and groping numerous women. Hillary organized the hit squad against his accusers, paying them off, dragging their names through the mud and making witnesses disappear. Whatever worked. In 1992, Bill and Hillary ran as co-presidents, they used the slogan “two for the price of one”, and when it came to Bill’s sexual predations, Hillary was an equal partner. If you didn’t live through this, I encourage you to look it up. It’s despicable.

And lest you think these accusations were just part of 1990s politics, Bill’s predation on women never ended. One of Bill’s closest companions is convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. The Daily Mail reports, “Tales of orgies and young girls being shipped to the island, called Little St. James, have been revealed as part of an ongoing lawsuit between Epstein and his former lawyers Scott Rothstein and Bradley Edwards.” By young, the author means underage.

The article also reports, “Bill Clinton’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who served time in 2008 for his illegal sexual partners, included multiple trips to the onetime billionaire’s private island in the Caribbean where underage girls were allegedly kept as sex slaves.”

Bill’s predation of women didn’t end when he left the White House. It got worse. And the Clintons are powerful advocates for the Saudis who whip and stone women. It’s hard to imagine two people who did more to undermine the cause of women than Bill and Hillary Clinton, and I hope readers have enough respect for women not to vote for these co-predators.

But the Clintons have a plan. One way to deflect questions about Hillary’s role in Bill’s predations would be to plant a stooge in the presidential race who can draw those kinds of questions from their allies in the press. Like Senator Bernie Sanders. Sanders has no hope of winning the nomination. He’s even older than Hillary. As an admitted socialist, he makes Hillary appear centrist even though she’s not. And he once claimed women fantasize of being raped. He’s perfect.

The New York Times writes, “‘A woman enjoys intercourse with her man—as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously,’ Mr. Sanders wrote. In another passage, he wrote: ‘Do you know why the newspaper with the articles like, “Girl, 12, raped by 14 men” sell so well? To what in us are they appealing?’” Even though Sanders wrote this in 1972, this is the sex story Hillary wants Democrat voters talking about, so the Times dutifully complies.

Of course, even the best-laid plans go awry. Hillary is floundering while Sanders is rising.

Then there’s the rumor that Democrat candidate Martin O’Malley impregnated news anchor Sade Baderinwa and his wife tried to have her killed. O’Malley denied the rumors, but so did John Edwards until he couldn’t any more.

Because of the coercive nature of government, there are only two types of politicians: the cheaters who have been caught and the cheaters who haven’t. The problem for Republicans is their voters care about such things. Republicans don’t have the luxury of being able to get away with serial, public predation for decades like the Clintons. They have to do a better job of covering up their affairs like former teacher then Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert who was recently busted for structuring blackmail payments to a former high school student he had sex with decades before.


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Mark Luedtke is an electrical engineer with a degree from the University of Cincinnati and currently works for a Dayton attorney. He can be reached at

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