Ha! See if this is the tag line for you

T his is the little bio line for another harsh, conservative opinion column masquerading as legitimate commentary on the front of FoxNews’ page:

Michael Goodwin is a Fox News contributor and New York Post columnist. To continue reading his column on other topics, including Sarah Palin, click here.

Yeah.  Can’t f-ing wait to check out his interesting and politically relevant articles on important, intelligent people likeSarah Palin.  I swear, that’s got to be the lamest “If you like this, you’ll love that” bs tag lines I’ve ever heard.

actually, you know what?  It’s probably true.  If you like this douchebag’s article on how Obama is the devil, then you probably will love his Sarah Palin tongue-swipe column.

Why do people visit this upon themselves?

Ben Tomkins
Ben Tomkins is a violinist, teacher, journalist and critically acclaimed composer currently living in Denver, Colorado. He hates stupidity and generally believes that the volume of one’s voice is inversely proportional to one’s knowledge of an issue. Reach Ben Tomkins at BenTomkins@DaytonCityPaper.com.

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