Comments on: Shat Trek part 1

By: Ben Tomkins

Ben Tomkins — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 21:28:06 +0000

OK, I put a rush job on part 2 just for you. Enjoy!

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 20:12:23 +0000

Dear Ben,

I’ve come back here a couple times recently because for some strange reason i’m interested in reading more of your article… so, when are you gonna put the hotdog down and start tickling the keyboard so we can all read part 2? …i’m just wonderin’ -thanks!

By: Ben Tomkins

Ben Tomkins — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 22:24:05 +0000

Ha! Actually, I’ve been calling Star Trek “Shat Trek” for years, but I’m not surprised it’s occurred to someone else.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 19:46:09 +0000

When you say ‘Shat Trek’ you must be referring to our stop motion parody of classic Star Trek we made earlier this year and put on youtube. Am I right? It’s a 4 min “slice of life” moment starring our beloved crew and just you wait and see our first episode entitled “To All The Gorn I’ve Loved Before” – it’s gonna be more fun than a bunch of Tribbles shoved up your Jefferies Tube!

By: Ben Tomkins

Ben Tomkins — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:27:27 +0000

Don’t worry, wait for installment 2. and 3. and 4. Really, this can go on forever. The man is an endless fountain of undeserved ego. Part 2 is will concern “How I single-handedly fought off a fire on the set of Star Trek 3 and saved the entire film” according to Bill Shatner, also known as “William Shatner sprayed a garden hose on some smoke until fire fighters arrived and didn’t even care if anyone else was inside because he needed to get to another shoot” according to everybody else.

By: John

John — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 05:16:03 +0000

You spent all that time talking about Shatner, and never once used the word ‘preening.’

Fail.