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Conspiracy Theorist

Obama twists Republicans into pretzels  By Mark Luedtke I hate politics. Politics is the art of convincing people to allow one faction to control our stolen money instead of another faction. Regardless of which faction wins, our money gets stolen. There are two general Big Lies for winning at politics. The first is convincing people […]

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It’s 2007 all over again By Mark Luedtke As of this writing the Dow Jones Industrial Average is flirting with the record high set in October 2007. Prior to 2007, the Fed had kept interest rates low for years, inflating the housing bubble and a stock market bubble. Under the illusion they were richer, consumers […]

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LAPD sets L.A. on fire  By Mark Luedtke Government schools teach us the policeman is our friend, that he is honorable and trustworthy. They teach us government is a benevolent institution that works on our behalf. We’re so thoroughly brainwashed that despite the evidence of our eyes – the pervasive violence and corruption of government […]

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U.S. one step closer to civil war  By Mark Luedtke The U.S. has moved one step closer to civil war with the release of a 16-page Justice Department rationalization in support of the president assassinating Americans. The Washington Post explains how our rulers justify this immoral and illegal policy, “The document says that the use […]

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Phil Mickelson is not the greedy one  By Mark Luedtke   Phil Mickelson recently incurred the wrath of progressives when he complained his taxes were too high, with them calling him greedy. Progressives are experts at twisting the meaning of words to suit their violent goals, but Mickelson isn’t the greedy one here. Progressives are […]

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The Surveillance State looks in your backyard By Mark Luedtke From the point of view of the government, everybody is a suspect. Anybody can commit a crime at any time, so the government treats us all as suspects in advance. And because the government is a predatory institution, and nearly every law passed by legislatures […]

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Dayton’s economy cannot depend on Wright-Patterson Air Force Base  By Mark Luedtke The local powers that be are worried that Wright-Patterson Air Force Base is losing its clout in Washington. Senator Portman is leaving a military committee, which he used to advocate for Wright-Patt. This worries our local rulers because the local economy depends heavily […]

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Hang the jury  By Mark Luedtke I was recently on call for jury duty and fortunately was not called, but having worked voir dire, as jury selection is called, on numerous cases, the experience prompted me to communicate some thoughts. Our euphemistically-named justice system begins jury selection by kidnapping prospective jurors. I don’t use the […]

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The CDC wants you to be very afraid of the flu  By Mark Luedtke The CDC has a problem justifying its existence because infectious diseases were pretty much wiped out in the 20th century. There’s a saying that when the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail, so the CDC […]

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Merry Christmas to big corporations from you  By Mark Luedtke Montgomery County has just presented ten big corporations with a gift of $1.8 million paid for by you. You’re so generous. It’s not enough that you buy their products, providing them with a profit. You also give them your tax dollars that you could have […]

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News of the weird 11/25

By Chuck Shepherd Weird patriotism November is tax-publicizing season in Finland, where, starkly unlike America, the government releases all individuals’ […]

The Docket 11/25

Strange, but true: Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim Researched and reported by Charles Grove This week, Docket editor Charles Grove […]

Advice Goddess: 11/25

By Amy Alkon Scoot force My husband’s been saving for a motorcycle, and I was excited about riding on the […]

HO, HO, HOmetown holiday celebration

Santa Claus is coming to Troy By Janell R. Ward Photo: Don’t miss the finale of the Troy Hometown Holiday parade, […]

News of the weird: 11/18

With Chuck Shepherd The other world series In October, another premier world sports event reached its climax, with one team […]

Advice Goddess 11/18/14

Along came polygraph by Amy Alkon   I’m an aspiring comedian – seriously aspiring – so I’m out most nights […]