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Law & Disorder: The Docket 12/12

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Editor’s Choice The grass ain’t always greener  The pastor of a local church called the authorities to inform them that two of their lawnmowers are now missing in action. The perp, an unidentifiable large male, used a blue work style van with “B.A.M” smacked on the rear panel of the vehicle. “B.A.M” although it does […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 10/31

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Let them eat cake! Last week officers quickly made contact with a shopkeeper on a breaking and entering complaint. This local shop owner told the officers how his employees locked up his store one night and how he believed his storefront was secure for the evening. However, he arrived the next morning to his store […]

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Law & Disorder:The Docket 10/24

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Hole in the wall Last week, a local woman contacted the authorities when she arrived home from work to discover something not quite right in her home. When the officers on call arrived at the scene the woman showed the officers what had happened. On the backside of her garage, a giant hole has been […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 10/17

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Your biggest fan Just last week, the cops were called on a theft complaint in our lively city. A local man is currently in the process of fixing up their new house with his wife. While returning to their current fixer-upper, they realized the house had been broken into! The back window of the home […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 10/10

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Grease lightning Within a few moments of entering her work vehicle, one woman knew she had to contact the authorities. A few days ago, the woman entered her City of Dayton worker’s pickup truck to find it had been broken into. The police quickly arrived at the scene to inspect this car and they found […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 10/3

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A rocky road Recently, a woman called the police when a rather shocking incident occurred on her way home from work. The woman observed a group of ten people crossing the road as she pulled up to a stoplight near her house. The car in front of her seemed harmless…but that was not the case. […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/26

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Cash me outside Near a local bank on a rather crowded street late last week, a woman was walking to cash her paycheck at the bank’s ATM. Just when the woman thought she was going to be able to receive her cashed paycheck in peace a woman confronted her on the street. The police report […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 8/22

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Totally secure knot …not In a local home a garage door was broken into. This garage door was perfectly secured with a single shoestring. Amazingly…the shoestring had been cut! How…KNOT surprising. The robber stole a lawn mower, a leaf blower, and a weed eater from inside the garage. What a shock that the homeowner would […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 8/15

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Slash and dash Taking the overused and overdone tactic of the “dine and dash” to a whole new level… a local woman parked her car in a parking garage so she could meet some co-workers for lunch. However, upon returning to her car she stated that her car was not “sitting right.” The employees of […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 8/8

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On the run from a BB gun At a local historical park just a few days ago, a large truck was parked overnight in the parking lot adjacent to the park. When the owner of the truck returned in the morning to retrieve their vehicle…it had several puncture wounds covering most of the body of the […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 8/1

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By Michelle Strauss Second time’s the charm A few weeks ago, a woman attempted two bank robberies on the same day. The woman began her first attempt by slipping a note to the bank teller and was unsuccessful. The teller at the first bank told the woman that “she did not have that kind of […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 7/25

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Trash day Within a local duplex, it is believed someone executed an elaborate plan to locate and steal a very old Hewlitt-Packard laptop and the $40 in cash on the kitchen counter. The owner states that the stolen laptop had very little, if any, information on it and is of little monetary value. He told […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 7/18

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Miss-ing Piggy A complainant contacted the authorities a few weeks ago in regard to a break-in. The complainant believes that someone broke into their home to steal their beloved pet—their pig. The authorities believe the perp gained entry to the home via the bathroom window screen. However, the pet pig, at the time, was not […]

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Law & Disorder The Docket: 7/11

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Steal anything At a local auto-parts store, a car radio was shoplifted. The thief suspiciously perused through the aisles and took a car radio valued at $150. The cashier and one of the part owners of the store attempted to jump the counter to catch him. The man had brown, buzzed hair and was wearing […]

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Just for Fun

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A few interesting vignettes from the legal kingdom (or is it a fiefdom?) By AJ Wagner Morgan Crutchfield, a student at Lincoln Memorial University’s Duncan School of Law, is seeking $750,000 in damages for the schooling she received. She claims that the law school allowed her to enroll despite the fact that she had yet […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/19

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Major key Last weekend a local couple was watching TV in their living room, having a relaxing evening, when suddenly […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/12

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Jesus take the wheel A local couple recently decided to visit their church on a particularly warm and muggy Sunday […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/5

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Flightless In a local park, police were dispatched to the crime scene. A woman called the police when she realized […]

The Docket: 8/29

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Stolen in a nanosecond Just last week a woman visited her local sheriff’s office to place a tip on a […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 8/22

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Totally secure knot …not In a local home a garage door was broken into. This garage door was perfectly secured […]