Tag Archives: headline

On the beat: 06/30

Parallel parking could be kaput By Jim Bucher This is the biggest news since the return of the Twinkie. OK, maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it’s pretty darn close. This affects all of us who have a child at or near the driving age. The dreaded parallel parking portion of the […]

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Debate Forum: 06/30

Flag, you’re it! The future of the Confederate banner By Sarah Sidlow There’s been a lot of talk these days about a certain flag. You know… red, white, blue, some stars, some stripes—that’s right, the Confederate banner. Apparently, it’s going down, and not just to half-staff. The news—well, most of it anyway—comes straight out of […]

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Ask Rocco: 06/30

Soy meets world By Rocco Castellano   Soy has got to be the world’s most misunderstood so-called health food. The biggest problem with soy is that chemical manufacturing giant Monsanto decided to get involved in the consumer food business. That created a huge chasm with regards to the legitimacy of soy as a food product […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 6/30

Dayton isn’t Pittsburgh But Dayton’s rulers want us to think it is By Mark Leudtke Like kindergartners playing pin the tail on the donkey with other people’s money, Dayton rulers have revealed their next ingenious plan to engineer Dayton into prosperity. Don’t worry. Even though every central plan they’ve tried over the last 50 years […]

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Paula’s Palate: Dishing on service

What defines great wait staff? By Paula Johnson Photo: The best servers know how to mirror, and assess whether casual bantering or a more formal distance fits the individual guest’s style. “Do you want ketchup with that, hon?” versus “Would the Madame enjoy enhancing her selection with an artisanal sauce accompaniment?” The wording of these […]

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On the beat: 06/23

My luck without women By Jim Bucher So, my assignment this week is answering a question: In all your years on the beat as Dayton’s TV guy, have you been approached by women who were more than a bit romantically interested? Well, that’s a bit personal isn’t it? And, certainly, if something did happen, I would […]

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Ask Rocco: 6/23

Sex, diets and videotapes By Rocco Castellano And here it comes: the reason everyone hits the gym, or buys some late-night infomercial workout program or buys into some new diet fad. Sex. If you don’t look good you’re not getting laid—or not getting laid well. Sex, and good sex takes stamina. The ability to keep […]

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Debate Forum: 06/23

Forum Center: There’s a pill for that Women may soon have pharmaceutical arousal option By Sarah Sidlow A little pink pill? Ladies, we may just be one step closer. Last week, a Food and Drug Administration (FDA) advisory committee approved a pharmaceutical called flibanserin, a drug designed by Sprout Pharmaceuticals to boost the low sexual desire […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 6/23

Predators on parade America’s most infamous sexual predator wants back in the White House By Mark Leudtke A recent The Onion headline read, “Department of Interior sets aside 50,000 acres of federal land for anonymous sexual encounters”. That headline is especially fitting with the ongoing revelations of Secret Service and Drug Enforcement Agency sex parties, […]

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On the beat: 06/16

Some weird moments with Weird Al By Jim Bucher Photo: Weird Al Yankovic will perform Sunday at Fraze Pavilion A few weeks ago, I was perusing the TV dial — wait who says “dial” anymore? OK, I was scanning the 350 satellite channels and ended up watching the umpteenth version of the Odd Couple with […]

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News of the weird: 06/30

By Chuck Shepherd   What Cannibals Can Teach Us Researchers studying the human-brain-eating Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea reported […]

Advice Goddess: 6/30

By Amy Alkon   Owe, Baby, Baby My girlfriend always cries that she’s “broke.” I just ended up buying her […]

The Docket: 06/30

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim Researched and reported by Amanda Dee   Man sorry for accidentally lurking nude At 6:30 […]

Chew on this: 06/30

Back-of-the-envelope nutrition By Jayne Powers   From picking quality carbohydrates to protein powders and dietary supplements, there are scores of […]

Advice Goddess: 6/23

By Amy Alkon Rise And Spine My fiancé is good friends with his ex-girlfriend from college. (We’re all in our […]

30 feet of Abe

Lincoln’s legacy lives on in Troy By John Hamilton Photo: A monumental “Modern Man” discusses the Gettysburg Address with a […]