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Poetry – For the Kitty Stretching in the Sunlight with Questionable Motives

For the Kitty Stretching in the Sunlight with Questionable Motives Kitty is pretty and sits in the sun, Her black fur is temptingly warm and inviting. If I were to stroke her would she come undone? Who knows, who knows? What Kitty is thinking I cannot suppose. For though she lies still On the warm […]

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Peotry – Veronica

Veronica Her delicate purple flowers Gaze into my eyes. I mark the hours As Helios’ chariot flies.   Veronica’s lovely eyes close. For dusk overtakes As the moon bull lows. I must leave her till dawn breaks.   How intimate was it to share The tender embrace Of my love so fair As sleep overtook […]

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Peotry – Graying Light

Graying Light My senses chase a graying light, As grains of memory slip through the fingertips Of the hourglass of my brain.   My world turns and slips to night, For memories dissolve like slow departing ships On a salty sea of ebbing pain.   But through this world of dimming sight Where tears and […]

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Poetry – The Mouse in My Pocket

The Mouse in My Pocket I have a mouse in my pocket. I told my friend Thomas, and he said “There’s no way! Your pocket isn’t near big enough for a mouse!” “But I do!” I told him. “Sure you do,” he said.   Then my friend Philip spoke up. “Hey,” he said, “I’ve got […]

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Poetry Clear Blue Sky

Clear Blue Sky   Today as I was walking in a field, alone, a single white rose petal fell from a clear blue sky. As I watched, it fell, it seemed, with purpose. Gently it drew to me, softly caressing my forehead, Touching my cheek, Brushing my lips With such a tender, subtle stroke, Tracing […]

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Poetry – Christopher

Christopher I bought a Betta fish last week. I named him Christopher, and I picked him out Because he was white and pale grey. But when I brought him home and put him in his new warm tank, He erupted in reds and purples and blues over the next three days. I never would have […]

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Poetry You Followed the Moon

You Followed the Moon You came from the East with the rising sun; Bounding through the flowers as we traced our waning shadows Towards a noonday picnic under cloudless skies.   So happy were we in the morning light, Late we noticed, lost in joy at your carefree abandon, You were off and chasing West […]

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Poetry: The Trees Grow Out of the Air

The Trees Grow Out of the Air A Broken Sonnet   The old contented gentlemen will say That of the mighty tree; it grows from root And over years of nurturing it may Grow tall and broad from this established foot. On this they will repose and gently sigh When young men dare to dream […]

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My brother asks about Ali-Liston 2 pt. 2

Ali-Liston II : May 25, 1965 Considering that he had proven to himself that he could slay the giant, Ali was much more confident going into the second Liston fight. Liston however, was very concerned for reasons that were above and beyond getting slapped the ring for fifteen rounds like a Catholic school boy, if […]

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My brother asks about Ali-Liston 2 pt. 1

Jersey Joe Walcott – The Oldest Heavyweight Champion and Shortest Lived Heavyweight Champion Referee. In true Ali style, the rematch with Liston in 1965 would lend another indelible phrase to the boxing lexicon. While the first fight was an instant classic with the line “I am the Greatest”, the second was stamped by the press […]

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World’s Greatest Dad

I have been accused many times of saying things that are, at best, inappropriate. It could be because of circumstances (making a lighthearted death joke in a terminal cancer ward), audience (trying to make small talk with a barely-English-speaking Japanese foreign exchange student by bringing up a recent documentary I saw on a Japanese-American WWII […]

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Earnie Shavers Power pt. 1

Let me start off by saying this guy could write a golf ball through a garden hose. He clearly doesn’t know s- about boxing, and the fact that he’s got a blog or alternatively is writing on someone’s boxing blog is categorical proof that the average intellectual level of published content is about that of my […]

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Earnie Shavers Power pt. 2

The next issue forwarded by idiot is the following: Does knocking out fighters – i.e. beating them senseless – who are heavier serve as a primary factor in determining a puncher’s relative power? Not really if taken at face value. There are several issues to take into consideration. 1.  The author of the aforementioned screed has compiled a comprehensive […]

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Earnie Shavers Power pt. 3

  This is the crux of his commentary concerning Shavers vs. heavyweights across the board. ——————————– Here are the real statistics of Shavers, not some nostalgic fantasies: Name ▲ KO’ratio (sub-200 opponents)○ KO’ratio (200+ lbs opponents) ○ KO’ratio (215+ lbs opponents) ○ ·Earnie Shavers 90.9% 68.4% 47.8% (11of23) ·Evander Holyfield 77.7% 40.0% 34.4% (10of29) ·Joe Frazier 100.0% 50.0% […]

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Earnie Shavers Power pt. 4

Just for closure, here is some crap that, particularly given what I’ve just written, I don’t think I can even begin to address. However, I will try simply because it will show two things: 1. How right I am 2. How idiot here does nothing but exactly prove my points over, and over, and over… […]

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Do Not Question the Power of Earnie Shavers.

My brother sent me a link to a particularly sad blogpost from a blog that is dedicated to heavyweight boxing. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t give the time of day to 90% of anyone else’s opinions on boxing unless there was some good reason. Reasons like, they are somehow involved in boxing, or study it beyond watching a […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/19

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Major key Last weekend a local couple was watching TV in their living room, having a relaxing evening, when suddenly […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/12

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Jesus take the wheel A local couple recently decided to visit their church on a particularly warm and muggy Sunday […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/5

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Flightless In a local park, police were dispatched to the crime scene. A woman called the police when she realized […]

The Docket: 8/29

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Stolen in a nanosecond Just last week a woman visited her local sheriff’s office to place a tip on a […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 8/22

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Totally secure knot …not In a local home a garage door was broken into. This garage door was perfectly secured […]