I wanted to add this on as a corollary to the Santa Cruz ass crack incident. So my wife and I were driving into a rehearsal one morning, and I we were both pretty wiped out and grumpy because after about a week of constantly rehearsing new music you’re pretty tired. I developed a new [...]
I recently watched Wrath of Khan, and it’s probably the best movie ever made. I swear to god, don’t even try to rationally address that. You’ll just come off as annoying and it won’t change the fact that you’re wrong. Now, any time I watch Wrath of Khan, I’m struck by the fact that Shatner [...]
To a roomfull of sixteen year old kids in the late 90′s: “I hated Lyndon Johnson so much I campaigned for Barry Goldwater.” Us: What? Fred: You heard me. Barry Goldwater. Us: Sure…
This story is like the Haley’s Comet of Fred McDougall stories. Everyone knew about it, but only a scant few of us were ever lucky enough to hear Fred McDougall tell it himself. It is the greatest single story I’ve ever heard, and retelling it has been a source of great pleasure in my life. [...]
This one goes out to all the Troy High School students who had Fred McDougall for American History in high school. I’m sure you all remember Fred if you were in his class. He was a good teacher, and very interesting because he quoted Winston Churchill’s most offensive statements and threatened physical violence against slackers. [...]
I feel that it is important to share this with whoever happens to come across it. Maybe it will make a difference, who knows; I never know how many people read these anyway. I don’t remember when the spiral started, only one day I looked up and realized that I was halfway down the pipe, staring at the [...]
I just spent two blissful weeks in Santa Cruz, CA, and I must say that Surf City USA is the only place I can think of where a person can look one direction and see idyllic scenery, and turn the other direction and see the most destitute homeless hippies sifting through trash to lick out [...]
For those of you who read my debate forum column on the economy recently, you probably noticed that I referenced the Tea Party and DVDA in the same sentence. Here’s the exact quote: “Well, I’m going to go out on a limb here and forward a political philosophy which has been sorely lacking since this [...]
I’m back from Spain and I’m jetlagged like crazy. Newark bumped us from our flight home on Wednesday night and made up take a 7 AM flight, thus robbing us of the opportunity to sleep off most of it. Newark can suck my balls, by the way. First off, it’s a {s-t} town in a [...]
The following is an email sent to my brother and various other close friends in regards to ridiculous people I used to know. Certain names and places have been altered because I don’t ever, ever want to have any contact with most of the people in this story. Ever. Hello. This email pertains to a [...]
High Fructose Corn Syrup By Megan Garrison The FDA recently rejected a bid to officially change the name of high [...]
Walker was Victorious in Wisconsin Because His Reforms Worked By David H. Landon The folks at MSNBC had a bad [...]
It Takes More than a Tweet By Rana Odeh The victory of Republican Governor Scott Walker over Milwaukee Democrat Mayor [...]
What are the Consequences of Recall Election in Wisconsin? Last Tuesday, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) prevailed in an unusual [...]
Obama’s Support of Same Sex Marriage Will Cost Him Swing States By David H. Landon By Election Day, the President’s [...]
President Obama Announces Support of Same-Sex Marriage Most pundits believe that this Presidential election will be decided on the issue [...]
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