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Conspiracy Theorist: 4/18

Cannabis cronies Drug kingpins strike it rich in Ohio By Mark Luedtke People literally kill to become part of the exclusive marijuana producers’ cartel. That’s because marijuana producers rapidly become obscenely rich. Of course, there’s a risk because marijuana is banned. Drug kingpins risk being murdered by competing producers. They risk being murdered by cops, […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 3/14

The two-pronged solution Curing the heroin epidemic with the free market By Mark Luedtke A Google search for “heroin epidemic” returns 2,580,000 results. Everybody talks about it, but few really want to cure it, even though the cure is simple. Before you can solve a problem, you have to understand the problem. According to the […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 3/7

Obamacare forever Republicans’ secret love affair with socialized medicine Mark Luedtke Just as rulers planned, Obamacare forced insurance rates to skyrocket, and insurance companies are pulling out to avoid going bankrupt. The plan gets more unpopular by the day. Although voters gave Republicans more than one job, for the last six years, repealing Obamacare was […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 2/28

Goodbye $5 footlong By Mark Luedtke As we left Wal-Mart this morning, my girlfriend noticed Subway was advertising footlong subs for $6. Not long ago, those subs cost $5. It’s getting harder and harder for the government to deny the price inflation we all feel in our bank accounts. Every day the Dayton Daily News […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 2/21

Meet the new boss Trump follows the Bush-Obama playbook By Mark Luedtke Anybody naive enough to believe the Trump administration would change anything meaningful from the administrations before him was mistaken. Now that he’s in office, President Trump sounds like warmonger Clinton, the candidate American voters, tired of perpetual war, rejected. Trump adopted several of […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 1/3

Taxi monopoly Dayton rulers are up to no good at the airport By Mark Luedtke Everybody knows monopolies are bad for consumers, and we’re all consumers. Even leftwing CBS News understands this, but it never hurts to explain it again. “What’s so bad about a company amassing monopoly power?” CBS asked. “When firms have such […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 11/29

Oops, they did it again Dayton Rulers squander other people’s money Mark Luedtke For anybody who exposes the petty and not so petty (but legal) graft that permeates government at all levels, Dayton’s rulers are the gift that keeps on giving. The Dayton Daily News reports on the latest development of its one former property. […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 11/8

Beware the clowns The global warming clowns, that is By Mark Luedtke Around the country, people are in a panic because of clown sightings. In one example, The Cincinnati Enquirer reports, “Erlanger-Elsmere Schools were in ‘safe and secure’ mode Oct. 6 after police notified the district they had received a report of a clown sighting […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 10/4

Syria’s Peace agreement Made possible by avoiding the U.S. By Mark Luedtke You may have heard of the short-lived ceasefire agreement between the U.S. and Russia in Syria. What you probably didn’t hear of is the peace deal that instigated it, a peace deal made between Turkey and Iran and brokered by the Russians. The […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 9/27

Terror up the streets Government highways test self-driving cars by Mark Luedtke Imagine you owned your own road, and your children, family, and friends all drove on it. Now, imagine some multi-billionaire asked if he could test his self-driving car on your road next to your family. The billionaire could build his own roads and […]

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Law & Disorder: 4/25

Broken brandy bottle A family left for church in the morning. When they returned, they noticed their motion-sensor alarm system […]