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Predictable injustice in Beavercreek By Mark Luedtke Before assigning blame for the shooting of John Crawford in Beavercreek Wal-Mart, we must acknowledge the fundamental fact of the situation: Crawford didn’t threaten anybody. Not shoppers. Not police. He had neither the ability nor the inclination. He was carrying a toy rifle in one hand while talking […]

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Meet Ted Rall By Jim Bucher Photo: Don’t miss Ted Rall’s weekly cartoon in the opinion section of Dayton City Paper He’s a columnist, syndicated editorial cartoonist and author who sometimes causes controversies. At one point calling for the resignation of President Obama, he has taken swipes at both parties. Some would say he’s an equal […]

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Weird science By Mark Luedtke You might remember back in March when newspapers around the world trumpeted the claim scientists had proven the Big Bang and cosmic inflation theory. The supposed scientific journal Nature proclaimed, “Using a radio telescope at the South Pole, the U.S.-led team has detected the first evidence of primordial gravitational waves, […]

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Obama gets his war By Mark Luedtke Great Pharaoh, who, in his role as god on Earth, was going to reverse the centuries-long rise of the oceans, finally got his divine war in Syria. Just last year, President Obama announced he was going to bomb Syria back to the Stone Age to help rebels oust […]

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Hilarity in Huber Heights By Mark Luedtke A recent Dayton Daily News headline read, “Huber expected to OK $1.25 million in music center upgrades.” Of course they were. The boondoggle isn’t even built yet, and Huber Heights rulers are already upgrading it. But this was a fait accompli. The history suggests Huber’s rulers met with […]

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Government does not work us by Mark Luedtke Arguably the most successful lie rulers have brainwashed the people into believing is that government works for us. People frequently say we have to remind government agents they work for us. They say we pay their salaries. Police cars proclaim, “To Protect and Serve.” But this is […]

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The war to produce heroin By Mark Luedtke For 100 years, the government has been waging a war on drugs. President Nixon escalated the war and popularized the phrase in 1971. Stormtroopers have been kicking in doors, shooting grandmas, sticking guns in the faces of children, throwing bombs into babies’ cribs and shooting dogs ever since, […]

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Welcome back to sunny Iraq By Mark Luedtke President Obama finally got his wish: he dragged the U.S. back into war in Iraq. Of course, that isn’t what the president who promised, “if you like your health insurance plan, you can keep it,” says. The Associated Press quoted the president, “‘As commander in chief, I […]

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The U.S. disease factory By Mark Luedtke Americans have been fooled into believing government and the health care system it controls prevents and cures diseases. Heck, the CDC’s full name is the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, so it must be true. But the Health Wyze Report made an important point: “While some practicing […]

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Summary execution for a tax evader by Mark Luedtke There are two, and only two, ways one can obtain the property of another. The first is through voluntary means. You can either exchange something for the property, or the owner of the property can give it to you. The second is theft. If the theft […]

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News of the weird: 12/16

By Chuck Shepherd Dying to get a date Like many in society’s subgroups, people who work in “death” industries or […]

Advice Goddess: 12/16

By Amy Alkon American idle My girlfriend is beautiful, highly intelligent and interesting. She’s smart for a living (as a […]

The Docket: 12/9

Strange, but true: Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim Researched and reported by Charles Grove Photo: The Miamisburg Community Holiday Event […]

Jingle ’Burg

Miamisburg Holiday Parade returns By CC Hutten Photo: The Miamisburg Community Holiday Event and Parade begins at 11:30 a.m. on […]

Advice Goddess: 12/9

By Amy Alkon Belittle Richard My girlfriend says she likes that I’m smart but says I can be “on” too […]

News of the weird: 12/9

By Chuck Shepherd Lead Story – TMI Kansas lawyer Dennis Hawver was disbarred in November for his comically bad (24 […]