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Conspiracy Theorist 11/11

Republicans secretly love Obamacare By Mark Luedtke I hate to say, “I told you so,” because I would love to see the Obamacare disaster repealed, but, like I warned all along, Republicans only want to share in the looting. Five minutes after Obamacare passed, Republicans called for its repeal, but Obamacare was modeled on The […]

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Conspiracy Theorist 11/04

Fill up while you can By Mark Luedtke As I write this, daytongasprices.com lists local gas prices as low as $2.75. We haven’t seen prices that low in forever. There are a couple reasons for that. The good news is, despite President Obama’s war on oil and thanks to oil shale, the U.S. is on […]

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The manufactured Ebola crisis By Mark Luedtke There’s a new meme taking over the news about how President Obama has stepped up to lead the country and the world in the fight against Ebola. El Paso Inc. provided an example. “In recent months, Obama caught criticism for going golfing immediately after speaking about the beheading […]

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Google and Apple won’t save you By Mark Luedtke National Security Agency spying is old news. A year ago, people were up in arms and congressmen demanded reform. It was all a smokescreen intended to soothe angry people until they got distracted by other stories, like Obama starting a third war in Iraq. It worked. […]

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October surprise again By Mark Luedtke Imagine you are President Obama. You are being overrun by events of your own making. Islamic State (ISIS) is cutting off people’s heads in Iraq. So you just started a third war there and expanded it to Syria, something even President Bush wasn’t dumb enough to do. In Ukraine, […]

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Predictable injustice in Beavercreek By Mark Luedtke Before assigning blame for the shooting of John Crawford in Beavercreek Wal-Mart, we must acknowledge the fundamental fact of the situation: Crawford didn’t threaten anybody. Not shoppers. Not police. He had neither the ability nor the inclination. He was carrying a toy rifle in one hand while talking […]

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On the beat

Meet Ted Rall By Jim Bucher Photo: Don’t miss Ted Rall’s weekly cartoon in the opinion section of Dayton City Paper He’s a columnist, syndicated editorial cartoonist and author who sometimes causes controversies. At one point calling for the resignation of President Obama, he has taken swipes at both parties. Some would say he’s an equal […]

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Weird science By Mark Luedtke You might remember back in March when newspapers around the world trumpeted the claim scientists had proven the Big Bang and cosmic inflation theory. The supposed scientific journal Nature proclaimed, “Using a radio telescope at the South Pole, the U.S.-led team has detected the first evidence of primordial gravitational waves, […]

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Obama gets his war By Mark Luedtke Great Pharaoh, who, in his role as god on Earth, was going to reverse the centuries-long rise of the oceans, finally got his divine war in Syria. Just last year, President Obama announced he was going to bomb Syria back to the Stone Age to help rebels oust […]

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Hilarity in Huber Heights By Mark Luedtke A recent Dayton Daily News headline read, “Huber expected to OK $1.25 million in music center upgrades.” Of course they were. The boondoggle isn’t even built yet, and Huber Heights rulers are already upgrading it. But this was a fait accompli. The history suggests Huber’s rulers met with […]

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News of the weird: 06/30

By Chuck Shepherd   What Cannibals Can Teach Us Researchers studying the human-brain-eating Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea reported […]

Advice Goddess: 6/30

By Amy Alkon   Owe, Baby, Baby My girlfriend always cries that she’s “broke.” I just ended up buying her […]

The Docket: 06/30

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim Researched and reported by Amanda Dee   Man sorry for accidentally lurking nude At 6:30 […]

Chew on this: 06/30

Back-of-the-envelope nutrition By Jayne Powers   From picking quality carbohydrates to protein powders and dietary supplements, there are scores of […]

Advice Goddess: 6/23

By Amy Alkon Rise And Spine My fiancé is good friends with his ex-girlfriend from college. (We’re all in our […]

30 feet of Abe

Lincoln’s legacy lives on in Troy By John Hamilton Photo: A monumental “Modern Man” discusses the Gettysburg Address with a […]