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Conspiracy Theorist: 8/25

Presidential Idol By Mark Luedtke I admit I watched the entire Republican Party debate in Cleveland the other night. Not because I care for any of the candidates, they’re all crooks, but because I thought it would be entertaining. I was right. The debate was hilarious. It exemplified everything politics in America has become: shallow, […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 8/18

The rapist’s refrain: stop resisting By Mark Luedtke In the wake of another murder by a local cop, the message from our rulers is clear: Don’t resist. Trust the police. Ignore their crimes. If police do something wrong, they will be punished. Tell that to the family of John Crawford III, murdered by a Beavercreek […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 8/11

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NOAA Goes Rogue Creates imaginary data to support Obama’s political goals Mark Luedtke Illustration: Josh; cartoonsbyjosh.com   Emperor Obama has a problem. He wants to leave a destructive legacy regarding global warming that matches the rest of his legacy, but the climate won’t cooperate. According to satellite data, which remains uncorrupted so far, there has […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 08/04

Concern for Celtic Festival Mark Luedtke I look forward to Celtic Festival every year, and it’s long been a fun, growing festival. But festivals at RiverScape don’t last long. The old Memorial Day festival was squeezed out of business years ago. The Lebanese Festival moved to the St. Ignatius Church on Springboro Pike. Cityfolk recently […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 7/28

The problem in Greece: Socialists ran out of other people’s money By Mark Luedtke Apologies to Margaret Thatcher for the title. One of the ironclad laws of economics is if something is unsustainable, it will end. Socialism, a system of theft and violence against the people, is unsustainable, and it’s ending in Greece—as it will […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 7/21

Thank Paleo for health Discredited nutritionists are desperate to save their jobs Mark Luedtke Because government and its corporate agents enjoy a virtual monopoly on science, science in America is in crisis. We’ve seen the fantastic failures produced by the global warming, Big Pharma, health care, Monsanto and more pseudo-scientists. Nutrition science used to be […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 7/14

Socialist water disaster Socialists produce shortages then threaten victims Mark Luedtke A fluke of climate, unusually wet weather over the last 100 years, caused many people to forget the western U.S., including California, is mostly desert. Typical hubris of socialists and boondoggles like the Hoover Dam fooled people into thinking government could permanently transform the […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 7/7

They’re distracting us Something big and secret is happening Mark Luedtke Before entering politics, President Obama was a professional protester and rabble-rouser called a community organizer. Empowered by him, leftists have employed professional protesters like him to instigate violence and hatred all around the country. Empowering the Charleston mass murderer and encouraging copycats, leftists are […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 6/30

Dayton isn’t Pittsburgh But Dayton’s rulers want us to think it is By Mark Luedtke Like kindergartners playing pin the tail on the donkey with other people’s money, Dayton rulers have revealed their next ingenious plan to engineer Dayton into prosperity. Don’t worry. Even though every central plan they’ve tried over the last 50 years […]

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Conspiracy Theorist: 6/23

Predators on parade America’s most infamous sexual predator wants back in the White House By Mark Luedtke A recent The Onion headline read, “Department of Interior sets aside 50,000 acres of federal land for anonymous sexual encounters”. That headline is especially fitting with the ongoing revelations of Secret Service and Drug Enforcement Agency sex parties, […]

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Debate Forum: 8/23

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For rent Can Ohio’s national park be “leased” for drilling? By Sarah Sidlow Quick quiz: name the only national forest […]

On The Beat: 8/23

Roadside fruit stands, where art thou? By Jim Bucher Think the older you get, the more nostalgic. Guess it’s all […]

On Your Marc: 8/23

No character like McVie By Marc Katz I know, there were iconic entertainment groups that played early in their careers […]

Debate Forum: 8/16/16

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For the love of the game Olympic athletes have big dreams, but empty wallets—Should the government step in? By Sarah […]

Debate Forum: 7/19/16

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Sit down, G.I. Jane Should women be blocked from registering for the draft? By Sarah Sidlow U.S. Rep. Warren Davidson […]