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The Docket: 5/17/16

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee I still love college A man called in to report a breaking and entering—in his vacant building. He allowed a woman to stay there while she was hunting for an apartment after securing a new job. The woman woke up and went to work, and she noticed […]

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The Docket: 5/10/16

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee Dayton bro talk  A hetero couple was working the same shift  at the store where they both work. While their home was unguarded save the couple’s “130 pound American bulldog who they let roam the house when they leave,” someone claimed fan-favorites “Poltergeist,” “Avengers,” “Fast and Furious […]

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The Docket: 5/3/16

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee Breaking up is hard to do A woman was working her shift at a grocery store. Once her shift ended, she returned to her car only to learn someone had broken into it and stolen her wallet. The suspect had opened one of her rear passenger windows, […]

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The Docket: 4/26/16

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Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee Off-roading A man called in and reported his fence damaged by a neighbor—and the victim highly suspects “the neighbor had purposefully run into his fence using an ATV or a four wheeler of some sort.” When officers examined the fence, they confirmed it was indeed damaged, with […]

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Busted?

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So you’ve been caught with an ounce of pot on your way home—now what? By Brice Keller What happens when you’re busted with an ounce of marijuana? Let’s say you are leaving a friend’s house and you have marijuana in your car. You are driving down the highway and are pulled over for speeding or […]

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The Docket: 4/19/16

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee Drunk bully at the party The victim heard a knock at the door and invited the knockers, her two friends, in, though she only knew the first name of the one friend. The friend whose first and last name she knew started shouting at her, while the […]

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The Docket: 4/12/16

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee Jesus, take the wheel  Two officers were dispatched to a grand theft auto in progress. When they contacted the complainant, she told them she works for a meals on wheels program and had parked her car in the alley nearby for a delivery. In the two minutes […]

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The Docket: 4/5/16

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee White boy No. 1 A 30-40-year-old white man in a coat and beanie with “possible facial hair” broke into a vehicle. Well, it was unlocked, so he just opened the door and rummaged through it until he found his plunder: a $1 bill. Thankfully, the husband of […]

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The Docket:3/29/16

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee Deaf and dumb A call reported a domestic disturbance. An officer responded to the call, spotting a man matching the description offered by the caller. The officer asked the man his name. When he stated his name and it was the name of the suspect he was […]

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The Docket: 3/22

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee The unluck of the Irish It was closing time on St. Patrick’s Day, and everyone was stirring, especially a bouncer. When officers arrived on scene, they spoke with the complainant, who reported he “walked out of the bar on his own” (impressive) then couldn’t find his friend, […]

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The Docket: 8/30

Regional police blotters, reported and interpretedby By Ehron Ostendorf Feeding for two The owner of a store said a woman […]

Debate Forum: 8/23

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For rent Can Ohio’s national park be “leased” for drilling? By Sarah Sidlow Quick quiz: name the only national forest […]

On The Beat: 8/23

Roadside fruit stands, where art thou? By Jim Bucher Think the older you get, the more nostalgic. Guess it’s all […]

On Your Marc: 8/23

No character like McVie By Marc Katz I know, there were iconic entertainment groups that played early in their careers […]

Debate Forum: 8/16/16

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For the love of the game Olympic athletes have big dreams, but empty wallets—Should the government step in? By Sarah […]