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The Docket 01/12/16

Infant disguised as adult man Another man walked into a store and committed another crime. The cashier who checked him out only rung up one item, but when the man was leaving the store, he was holding something other than the item he purchased: a 4 Loco. The cashier confirmed the man didn’t have the […]

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Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee Girls just wanna have fun A woman stuffed her pockets full of items from a store and attempted to walk out without paying. When the officer on duty confronted her, telling her she needed to come with him to the security, she asked why. He said, “You […]

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The Docket 12/29/15

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee The year of 2015 had its fair share of trials and tribulations. CDs were stolen, Christmas decorations set aflame, and plenty of verbal abuse was dealt. But most remarkably, this year, the Miami Valley was home to a red meat epidemic. Steaks went missing, jerky was looted, […]

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The Docket 12/22/15

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee How the Grinch stole Minion, Hello Kitty A woman had left her home in the morning and returned that afternoon to find what the Whos found when their village was ransacked. The tree: gone. A Hello Kitty bike, a Hello Kitty helmet, Hello Kitty body wash, a […]

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The Docket: 12/15/15

Penis envy A woman called in to report vandalism. Someone (or some ones) had painted “DICK” on a side of her house. The woman suspects two of her son’s ex-friends because  “when [her son] doesn’t play with them, they get ‘crazy.’” She also suspects this because her son’s new and improved friend said the two […]

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Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee   The sweet escape Two white men entered a convenience store and took approximately six bags of Snickers bites, six bags of Musketeer bites, one bag of Milky Way bites, six bags of Kit Kat bites, six bags of Twix bites, six bags of Milky Way minis, […]

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The Docket 12/1/15

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee Not your ’bra Two officers who “were both in the uniform of the day which included a long sleeve shirt and turtle necks” were on duty when they got a robbery call. The two suspects of the robbery sought cover in an RTA hub. As the officers […]

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Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee When the chips are right At a nearby food factory, the officer on scene was “watching the prize being a dumpster full of expired product.” The officer reported, “People will destroy [the] fencing to get to these chips.” The officer told another officer to be on the […]

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The Docket 11/10/15

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger but…  A man left his wallet on the kitchen table before he went to bed with his girlfriend, who lived with him. The next morning, his girlfriend and his money had left him. The man called his girlfriend to confront […]

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The Docket 11/03/15

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee When you gotta go, you gotta go A customer in his 20s went to a retail store and was browsing and trying on clothes. It wasn’t his first time visiting the place. One victim, an employee, was waiting on the perp as he “tried on clothes” when […]

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The Docket 10/27/15

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee Home of the free Two high school students stole the U.S. flag and their school flag at about 8 p.m. the other day. On the video footage that caught them in the act, one of the juvenile boys, donning a dark hoodie of course, started to take […]

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The Docket 10/20/15

The way we were A man approached the victim and asked for $8, but he acted like he knew him. The vic responded, “No, I don’t know you.” Au contraire, the man said, he does know him—they talked two weeks ago. The victim told the suspect au contraire: he was out of town two weeks […]

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The Docket 10/13

Cat fight A “female named Genevieve AKA Jenny,” valued at an estimated $100, has been kidnapped. The caller who reported the kidnapping told the officer her daughter called her and informed her that a “friend” stole Jenny, one of the two females the family adopted from the  street. The mother said the “friend” has been […]

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The Docket: 10/06

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim by Amanda Dee Ain’t nobody got time for this An officer on patrol spotted a man he knew had previously been trespassed from public property on that public property. The trespassed man then walked right in front of the officer’s cruiser. The officer stepped out of his vehicle and told […]

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The Docket 09/29

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee ‘Not in fact a crack whore’ At about 5:20 p.m. an officer responded to a call of criminal damaging. The victim told the officer that someone had slashed the back tires of her 1991 Chevrolet Cavalier. The words “crack whore” were also scratched into the hood.  The […]

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The Docket 09/22

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Amanda Dee You can’t handle the ‘truth’ The victim reached police on a grand theft auto call. She had parked her gold/tan 2001 Lincoln Town Car with “a lot of black Duck Tape holding of the front end together” (unrelated to this incident) in the driveway of her friend’s […]

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Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/19

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Major key Last weekend a local couple was watching TV in their living room, having a relaxing evening, when suddenly […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/12

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Jesus take the wheel A local couple recently decided to visit their church on a particularly warm and muggy Sunday […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 9/5

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Flightless In a local park, police were dispatched to the crime scene. A woman called the police when she realized […]

The Docket: 8/29

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Stolen in a nanosecond Just last week a woman visited her local sheriff’s office to place a tip on a […]

Law & Disorder: The Docket 8/22

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Totally secure knot …not In a local home a garage door was broken into. This garage door was perfectly secured […]