Archives | extras RSS feed for this section

News of the weird: 04/28

By Chuck Shepherd Hard-hitting numbers In March, offensive lineman John Urschel of the Baltimore Ravens added to his curriculum vitae by co-authoring the latest of his several peer-reviewed academic articles – “A Cascadic Multigrid Algorithm for Computing the Fiedler Vector of Graph Laplacians” in the Journal of Computational Mathematics. If Urschel can understand, and even […]

Read More 0 Comments

Advice Goddess: 4/29

By Amy Alkon Shake it till you make it I’m new to online dating. I’m a nice, good-looking guy with a good job, but I have a muscular condition that causes me to shake a lot. I’m not looking to fool anyone, but I don’t want to advertise my condition on my profile because it’s […]

Read More 0 Comments

Advice Goddess: 4/21

By Amy Alkon Malice in Wonderland My boyfriend has a crazy ex-wife who can’t let go. She is the meanest, most vengeful and manipulative person, initially convincing the 15-year-old son she has with my boyfriend that I’m the reason “Dad won’t come back.” (He actually divorced her after she, in a fit of rage, made […]

Read More 0 Comments

News of the weird: 04/21

By Chuck Shepherd Government in action The predawn line in March actually started forming at midnight, snaking around the building in Maitland, Florida, but it wasn’t for concert tickets. The dozens of people needed coveted visitor passes just to speak to an IRS agent – because budget cuts and personnel reductions have limited services. “I […]

Read More 0 Comments

The Docket: 04/21

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Researched and reported by Charles Grove Who? What? Me? Officers responded to a report of a disorderly subject and found one man on the porch of his home and another man lying on the front steps of the home. The resident told police he had come home to find […]

Read More 0 Comments

Chew on this: 04/14

Banishing the blues with blueberries By Jayne Powers A change of seasons often signals a change in what we eat. Springtime ushers in a time to look forward to eating a variety of fruits and vegetables that become ripe in the summer and fall. One fruit to make room for this season and all year round […]

Read More 0 Comments

The Docket: 04/14

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim A mirror misunderstanding Officers responded to a theft report in a grocery store parking lot. Officers spoke to three witnesses who said they saw a woman steal the rearview mirror from one of the witnesses’ cars. The woman then took off in an identical car. Officers went to the address […]

Read More 0 Comments

Ask Rocco: 04/14

When did having a nice ass qualify you as a fitness expert? By Rocco Castellano There is an amazingly insane trend that has been happening over the past five years or so, and it doesn’t seem to be slowing down. Everywhere you look, people that can barely spell “fitness” are becoming fitness celebrities because they have […]

Read More 0 Comments

News of the weird: 04/14

By Chuck Shepherd Wait, what? An unarmed man, suspected of no crime, who three years ago was shot 16 times by police while lying in his bed, told a Seattle Times reporter in March that he bears no ill will for the cops who shot him. Said Dustin Theoharis, now 32, “Sometimes (police) make mistakes.” […]

Read More 0 Comments

News of the weird: 04/07

By Chuck Shepherd Man’s Best Friend Researchers are now preparing a study seeking to confirm that dog slobber, by itself (and not just the psychological advantages of playing with and petting a dog), might provide human health benefits (such as relief from asthma, allergies and inflammation). Specialists from the University of Arizona and University of […]

Read More 0 Comments

Chew on this: 04/07

Eat to enhance performance and promote recovery By Jayne Powers Just like you wouldn’t put regular gas in a high-end sports car, you wouldn’t fuel your body with a candy bar before a workout. Or would you? If you do, or if you’re not eating anything, you’re doing your body a disservice. Working out on […]

Read More 1 Comment

The Docket: 04/07

Dayton’s police blotter, reported verbatim By Researched and reported by Charles Grove Damn the man A parking enforcement officer came across a parked car with license plates on the tow list. While the officer was waiting for the tow truck, two women came outside and wanted to know what was going on. When they learned […]

Read More 0 Comments

Ask Rocco: 04/07

Organic food too expensive? Sell your f—ing Lexus. By Rocco Castellano Several years ago I wrote a blog post about this subject and it seemed to create a category 5 shitstorm of controversy. I still don’t know why. We live in a nation where people live way beyond their means, drive expensive cars that gobble […]

Read More 0 Comments

Advice Goddess: 4/7

By Amy Alkon Wane of terror I’ve been seeing this guy long distance. I haven’t really been feeling it and kind of let it drop off, thinking he’d get the hint. He keeps texting and calling. I keep telling him I’m just really busy. The truth is I’ve met somebody else. Do I have to […]

Read More 0 Comments

Ask Rocco: 03/31

Negatives: If you want big numbers on the bench By Rocco Castellano When I was a kid (I say “kid” because I’m old enough to have kids in their 20s), I used to bench press an insane amount of weight. Everyone asked, “How the f**k can you do that?” The first thought was always, “he’s […]

Read More 0 Comments

Advice Goddess: 3/31

By Amy Alkon Eyes that light up a womb I’m a 35-year-old guy who’s doing online dating and who’s against having kids for moral reasons. Don’t get me wrong; I love kids. I just don’t think we need any more people on this crowded, violent planet. I’m wondering whether I should make the “no kids” […]

Read More 0 Comments

Got an Opinion?

YourOpinionMatters

We are interested to hear what you think.  Please send us a message.  

Irish Homecoming

3-Celtic Woman 18 jpg 2

Celtic Woman at Clark State gala The four women of Celtic Woman (L-R) Tara McNeill, Mairead Carlin, Éabha McMahon, and […]

BOOM goes your twenties!

image3-1

Dare to deny the passage of time at the Mathile Theatre (L-R) Jonathan (Bobby Mitchum) seeks help through his first […]

The woes of legal weed

775_5586162

Getting your “pot card” In addition to federal and state law, local ordinances may limit growers, dispensaries, and individuals. By […]

The graying of green

1420_5772728

Ambiguity and contradictions still plague marijuana laws Despite the new law going into effect, much remains to be done for […]

Girl, we couldn’t get much higher

20170513-DSC_0455

Evil Eye Gypsy brings psychedelic rock to South Park Tavern Evil Eye Gypsy (L-R) Cat Shift, Sherree Emmons, Aaron Snyder, […]